Here’s just a little video wot I made demonstrating the “map-to-ground-random-vectoring” method of navigation.
Continue at random till you spot someone you recognise and then follow them. Legs should be kept short unless you've got very long arms and are called Cheetah.
This is guaranteed to get you Nowhere Fast. (The capitals aren't important, I'm just showing off)
This is a proper technique, honestly.
Tip: You're supposed to have a map, although the raandomness of the vectoring will be enhanced if it doesn't show the area of your possible location, and , to be frank, its not essential.
Next week, we'll be covering a settee with a cosy tartan throw, or we could do handrailing or something. Please write in with suggestions.