Number of child/stream incidents involving partial or complete changes of outfit: 4 (shoes still not dry)
Number of times the naughty step in the car was used: 5
Time taken to settle to sleep: 93 minutes including one incidence of incontinence.
Number of tomatoes scoffed by sprog #2 : 5 (seems to like tomatoes)
Number of times sprogs disappeared from sight causing rising feelings of panic: 2
Number of squirrels spotted: 1
Midge bites: 47
Emotional trauma: 6
Contact with chicken poxed toddler: 0 (but close)
Thanks must go to Aunty Becky and Uncle Morgy for their timely arrival, distracting the toddlers, fierce discipline (That’ll be Becky) and supply of a couple of calming beers.
The Honey Cottage campsite at Ettrick is a beautiful spot surrounded by specially cracking countryside. I may go there with just superdawg for a few days next summer. It’ll be fab.